#this is a gift (it comes with a price)
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one thing about a grey warden playlist is that I WILL be putting rabbit heart (raise it up) by florence + the machine on em every single time
#THIS IS A GIFT IT COMES WITH A PRICE#WHO IS THE LAMB AND WHO IS THE KNIFE#physically nauseating to think about my poor gals#also ‘I must become the lion-hearted girl ready for a fight / it seems I’ve made the final sacrifice’ like come ONNNNNNNN#grey warden#dragon age#da posting again I see#also ‘you made a deal and now it seems you have to offer up but will it ever be enough?’#UGH#on the playlist
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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Kyle does a very fun form of gaslighting (gazlighting if you will) wherein he won't do things without getting something in return. Like sure it's cute and fun the first time you ask him if he wouldn't mind driving you to work and he picks you up early so he can take payment in the carpark with his cock down your throat because it's just new relationship flirting and horniness right?
Wrong. You are a year in and some unholy bastard child of a tradwife and a free use sex slave. Anytime you need help with anything from dishes to getting the oil changed in the car to even having medicine picked up when you are ill you need to pay for it and he sets the price. But he's been doing it from the very start, boiling you slowly in the pot as it were, so you'd never realise how fucked up your relationship and the power dymanic in it is. And payment applies to everything, even if you never asked him to do the task in the first place, so at anytime he might bend you over, shove a wine bottle inside you and take a photo because wasn't it nice of him to buy you a bottle of wine and don't you think he deserves to get a little photo for it?
#mhairidrabbles#as you can imagine the Christmas season is awful#he gets you so many gifts and will be taking payments for all of them#might even pass on a gift from Price... now aren't you going to pay the man back when he comes round to visit?
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August: Day 8
Adventures
Went to a thrift store and the library's used bookshop.
Bought a copy of Around the World in 80 Days that looks more readable than my current copy (so long as it's not an abridged children's edition). May make a new cover for it.
Bought a book about the basics of astronomy. If I'm going to write about an astronomer, I need to know a tiny bit, and this looks like it's written for idiots with short attention spans, so it'll be great for me.
Bought the coolest pop-up book I've ever seen. For a quarter. I'll have to show you guys pictures.
Treated myself to Youtube videos about Victorian literature. Indulged in a few Gutenberg downloads. Read the first chapter of Lady Audley's Secret and this may derail all my reading plans until I finish.
Accomplishments
Read a few chapters of Heretics. Am now halfway done.
Tire. Twice.
Signed up for a CPR refresher course
#adventures in august#the pop-up book is about prehistoric animals and it's so cool#a mammoth head comes straight out of the page#multiple huge dinosaurs#most of the pages have little flaps that unfold into mini popup books#that library book shop has the lowest prices of my usual haunts#but they usually jack up the price of anything cool#i fully expected to see this cost a minimum of five bucks#and while it was cool i couldn't justify that#so the .25 tag was shocking#thought i'd misread it#did they mean to print 2.50?#nope all it took was one measly quarter#i could lose that in a parking lot and not notice it#and i got this masterful piece of pop-up art#tbh i didn't want to make the bookstore today's adventure but this was so worth it#oh also the cpr course was a gift#i had just been thinking i was due for one#and was going to look one up yesterday and forgot#only to come into work and find out they're hosting one there#felt like god was looking out for me today
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Commission for a close friend \(•u•\)
#id in alt#milkart2206#bunnygirl#commission#what???? milk does...... OTHER art?????#< my typical artstyle before fatal shapes event#also ehhhh i guess i take comms but on a very limited 'for friends only' basis#it's like... chinese guy running a restaurant and i recognize u so i give u an extra plate of gyoza as a gift#closed down automobile shop that i used to run out of my garage but if u come by with busted engine i'll repair it anyways#'just for you my good friend'#just ask i guess bc my prices r also all over the place#i dont advertise it bc i can't take very many.
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I look around, but I can't find you (raise it up) If only I could see your face (raise it up) Instead of rushing towards the skyline (raise it up) I wish that I could just be brave
(artfight attack for @simikae again <3 ft. archer!)
#art#artfight attack#lobotomy corporation#link leads to the song rabbit heart (raise it up) and the lyrics in the image are from pathological facade :)#rabbit heart goes so fucking hard btw. love that song!!!#i sing it to myself so much whenever i listen its just GODLY#the voice in it is so so good. and THE LYRICS I PUT IN FOR THIS ONE RAHHHHHHHHHH im normal <3#you can trust me with your rabbit-hearted characters.#also gotta mention i love how i did the ego gift :3 the little adjacent lines feel fitting of fragment of the universe#and the bg!! i love the little colored stripes on the edge#and doing archers hair... so fun to do bc its so circular. get Bouncy#thinking about archers ever changing personality and 'this is a gift; it comes with a price'#and the constant reminder of the rabbit heart behind all her confidence...#becoming a lion hearted girl as a rabbit team member#something about the offering and the hatchery. 'who is the lamb and who is the knife'; 'and in the spring i shed my skin' and 'the waters#change from blue to red / as towards the sky i offer it'... hm hm :3#everything is a gift and every single one comes with a price#lobcorp; r corp and the hatchery; even down to archers own nature#you made a deal and now it seems you have to offer up! /lyr#also hi mika hope you enjoy these tags lol#(row of empty seats) thank you all for coming /ref
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I have never given a single fuck about anime figurines but oh have those little nendoroid levi and erwin bitches consumed my brain. They are so stinking cute I don't even mind the price that much lmao.
#erwin smith#levi ackerman#I mean they ARE expensive#but it's a price I've come to accept LMAO#and that's considering only one Levi nendoroid#then I remember how much I've spent on gifts for other people and I'm like yeah treat yourself to some funky bitches to put in situations#i'm talking about the doll ones btw#i love it when people put them in cute outfits 😭 levi's permanent unamused face is amazing
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crazy ass day
got sick and then got a haircut and coffee
coffee from the local downtown shop 😎😎😎 fuck Starbucks
ate soup expired by a whole fucking year
now I need to go play dragon adventures sum more or go play LT:R the superior warrior cats roblox game
lowkey highkey a wcue hater after finding out about their shitty team and LITERALLY WATCHING (ARRGGGHHH THIS MAKES ME SO MAD) RR DUDE LISTEN
they freaking made LT:R rebrand because the game was good enough to compete with WCUE 🥲🥲
not attacking anybody,,, just really fucking bitter 🥰
the group chat is bustling with news about the election and book bans (RIP Percy Jackson)
normalish day
I hate living in the USA
uhhhhh like and subscribe 😎😎😎‼️‼️ smash that like button and obliterate that subscribe button 📈📈📈📈 (coping)
#rambles#dragon adventures#warrior cats#LT:R#lakeside tales: reborn#roblox#election shit#i hate the us#wcue is mid anyways ngl#it’s all just traders and gift askers now#cash grab core#anyway#lowkey might post some of my dragon adventures AU art stuff#because I cannot be normal about anything and made an entire universe and lore in my head#legendary color pots come at a hefty price for an actual reason :3#these tags are a whole separate post#I have a lot to say#howls at the moon#🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈
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do you take requests? if so could you draw some elder price angst with elder Cunningham comforting him?
oh anon you have No idea how badly i wanted to draw this
#kevin price has severe and crippling gifted kid burnout and inevitably it will come crashing down on him gloriously In This Essay I Will#my art#the book of mormon#kevin price#elder price#arnold cunningham#elder cunningham#and YES i love getting requests so thank you very much:]
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You may not believe it but this is the same character
#no you can’t change my mind <3#sansa stark#shiv roy#got#asoiaf#game of thrones#succession#sophie turner#sarah snook#this is a gift it comes with a price; who is the lamb and who is the knife?
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Going so insane thinking about Liz and Jack’s difference of opinion on immortality.
#like obviously it has to do with her being way younger than him#plus the obvious factor of her choosing it and it being forced on him#but the fact that she CHOSE it in the first place. and would again. the near manic obsession with knowledge and learning#that only he (+ like. the doctor.) would be able to see because only he knows the price that gift comes with#jack who doesn’t even tell people he’s close to if he can help it vs Liz happily detailing what different ways of dying are like…..#Lizzie Davis#jack harkness#zap.txt#she makes him uncomfortable I think.
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The table between the windows was covered with work-boxes and netting-boxes which had been given her at different times, principally by Tom; and she grew bewildered as to the amount of the debt which all these kind remembrances produced. Mansfield Park, Ch 26
I love the fact that Fanny is always being given many duplicate sewing materials by Tom, who seems to know nothing about her past that she sews because this is so typical.
I tend to be given "art stuff" because people know I paint. People know my husband likes the Maple Leafs (hockey team) so we always get random Maple Leafs stuff. In Canada, the most common generic gift is a Tim Hortons gift card (coffee shop founded by a hockey player) because everyone loves coffee right? We have a stack of them because we rarely go. If you are a woman, I know you’ve been given Generic Box of Matching Smelly Soaps TM.
Fanny is feeling grateful for gifts that are generic and duplicates, she is really kind to her cousins. I'm polite in person before I plan my regifting...
#fanny price#mansfield park#Generic Box of Matching Smell Soaps TM#you know you've gotten one#and maybe even used it#work-boxes#tom bertram#i don't usually regift these are the type of gifts that come from people who don't know you#like a boss or family friend#though once i got chocolate soaps and they werwle genuinely awesome#jane austen#it is such a part of the human condition#getting gifts based on the one trait people remember about you
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tag drop :)
#& ⋄ 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⊳ . . . who is the lamb / who is the knife. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 ⊳ . . . this is a gift / it comes with a price. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . name. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . name. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⊳ . . . name. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 ⊳ . . . midas is king / he holds me so tight. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐮𝐞 ⊳ . . . and turns me to gold in the sunlight. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . name. ⋄
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Bri's Lookbook 2/? ᠂ ⚘ ˚
modern aesthetic: G. Label by Goop Cardigan $595, / Reiss cotton t-shirt, $60 / Hermès Birkin 35, $28,000 (gifted from mom) / G. Label by Goop Trouser $595 / Gionvito Rossi pumps, $795 x 2 / Cartier watch, $11,500 / Hermès scarf (gifted) / Victoria Beckham dress, $1,290 / Chanel Rouge Allure Lip Color, $48 / Yves San Laurent Desk Agenda, $550 (gifted)
#(( another silly clothing edit of her normal wear#bri comes from old money. her mother is a french real estate heiress. her father's side runs a global investment firm#and she makes a lot of money#gross 1%er wealth#while she is a minimalist (compared to her relatives) all her possessions are luxury brand. she just buys no thought to price#at the same time she has these things for a very long time. been using the same YSL planner for years (just buys refill pages)#a lot are nice gifts from family. the birkin was her mom's prior#+ any pop of color (reds primarily-can you guess why?) are via her scarves ))#( aes & isms ) .#( my edits ) .#v ( modern ) .
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So tonight I discovered searchandrescuewoods and I suddenly understand why people have a tendency to react wildly disproportionately to the fox skull story now.
#i maintain that the skull was a gift#it was directly on the bottom step of the abandoned stairs facing the path i had to come back on#yes it did infest a desk with mushrooms#but that is a small price to pay for skull
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I was thinking about how much I hate clipping my fingernails earlier which led me to think about how fucked up it would be if your teeth never stopped growing and then I have to take a pause because. That's literally just horses
#fun fact both the sayings “long in the tooth” and “dont look a gift horse in the mouth” come from this!#bc horses teeth get longer the older they are#you can estimate their age by looking at their teeth#so long in the tooth = old#and looking a gift horse in the mouth would be trying to figure out their age#which kinda translates to looking for a price tag on a birthday gift#anyway. i know too much about this#petit talks
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